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These are facts proven by me and Chuck Norris himself.

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Facts by Nick

  1. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
  2. Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
  3. Chuck Norris once made an exact copy of Mona Lisa in Notepad.
  4. The stupidest man in the world got an A+ on his exam, just by writing "Chuck Norris" as the answer to every question.
  5. When Chuck Norris plays Minecraft, he doesn't find diamonds. Diamonds find Chuck Norris.
  6. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed over 9000 people. The grenade exploded after that.
  7. When Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  8. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead. It's just afraid to move.
  9. Chuck Norris once killed an army by giving them the finger.
  10. A cobra once bit Chuck Norris and a few days later it died due to disease.
  11. Aliens do indeed exist, but they afraid to come to Earth because of Chuck Norris.

Facts by other people

  • The loading bar doesn't go too slow for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris goes too fast for the loading bar. (Prime)
  • God didn't create Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris created God. (Prime)