These are facts proven by me and Chuck Norris himself.
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Facts by Nick
- When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- Chuck Norris once made an exact copy of Mona Lisa in Notepad.
- The stupidest man in the world got an A+ on his exam, just by writing "Chuck Norris" as the answer to every question.
- When Chuck Norris plays Minecraft, he doesn't find diamonds. Diamonds find Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed over 9000 people. The grenade exploded after that.
- When Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead. It's just afraid to move.
- Chuck Norris once killed an army by giving them the finger.
- A cobra once bit Chuck Norris and a few days later it died due to disease.
- Aliens do indeed exist, but they afraid to come to Earth because of Chuck Norris.
Facts by other people
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