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Plot[]

Jack: Hey look there is a lizard! I'll name him Bob the unicorn eating lizard who is mental and has rabies then raped his wife and kids.

Lizard: I'm the Gecko from the Geigo commercial.

Jack: Ok Bob.

Lizard: Suck on deez reptilian nutz

Ancy: Lizard dick lol.

Nick: There is dirty sanchez on your lip.

Solo: ...

Ancy: ...

Tron: Shut it the Matrix 78 is on. Neo' s eightyth great great great great great great grandson is fighting some asian guy.

Nar: There is only The Matrix One, Two and Three.

Tron: Then the fucking video renter is a moron!

Lizard: I'm just gonna go now....

Lego: A lizard! I wanna catch it!

Lego chased it  but Bob got away.

Sklei: Mission failed.

Denica: I have a pet turducken.

Everyone: O_O

Jack: -kills turkducken- You were saying?

Denica screamed. 

Skull: Shut up you prick.

Sci: Uh, language!

Toon: ^

Sklei: ^

Jack: Not fucking this again!

End

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