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You pictures are stupid. JOHNNY DARPO IS SUPERMAN

Johnny Darpo is savior of the universe and he is so cool.

Origin

Johnny Darpo was born out of Chuck Norris's butthole. Chuck Norris saw him as a poop, but since all Chuck Norris's poops are important he high fived him and let him live. From them Johnny Dparo roams the galaxy, being awesome.

Goal

He is so hungry. Give him a cheeseburger dammit

Johnny Darpo

Johnny Darpo is epic.

Johnny Darpo................ VERSION 2.0

Johnny Darpo... is awesome  

Powers

Being Johnny Darpo, Johnny Darpo controls ALLLLLLLLLLLL

Weaknesses

Since he is Chuck Norris's poop, his only weakness is toilets, and probably Toiletron 3000.

Why don't you like Johnny Darpo

Nobody hates on Johnny Darpo but Johnny Darpo's stupid cousin who eats refridgerators.

Powers

Johnny Darpo has complete hydrokinesis and pyrokinesis, along with control of EVERYTHING

AND EVERYTHING

Basically, he killed Brian and took control of the wiki. he sucks

He is the unknown founder of wikia.

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