Johnny Darpo is savior of the universe and he is so cool.
Johnny Darpo was born out of Chuck Norris's butthole. Chuck Norris saw him as a poop, but since all Chuck Norris's poops are important he high fived him and let him live. From them Johnny Dparo roams the galaxy, being awesome.
He is so hungry. Give him a cheeseburger dammit
Johnny Darpo is epic.
Johnny Darpo................ VERSION 2.0
Johnny Darpo... is awesome
Being Johnny Darpo, Johnny Darpo controls ALLLLLLLLLLLL
Since he is Chuck Norris's poop, his only weakness is toilets, and probably Toiletron 3000.
Why don't you like Johnny Darpo
Nobody hates on Johnny Darpo but Johnny Darpo's stupid cousin who eats refridgerators.
Johnny Darpo has complete hydrokinesis and pyrokinesis, along with control of EVERYTHING
Basically, he killed Brian and took control of the wiki. he sucks
He is the unknown founder of wikia.