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MURDER
Season 1, Episode 101
Hanging Around
Guess he hung around a bit longer then he should have....
Air date 8/24/13
Written by Sci
Directed by Sci
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A shiver reaching up the back of a man. Putting on white gloves, a necktie, and dark shoes. Tying the knot, he walks over to the Mirror, making sure that his appearance is, satisfactory.

“ My name is Charles. I am the head of Wikia Manor’s staff, once owned by the founder himself. I have two maids that also work with me in this daring job."

He opens his door and begins to eerily walk down the hall, step by step, making loud noises echoing throughout the manor.

“ Thirteen Mortals are arriving here. To play a diabolical game of life, or death. For one of these Mortals is not who everyone thinks they are..."

It cuts to Charles standing at the top of the staircase, watching the first black car entering the driveway. He smiles.

“ For this, ladies and gentlemen is a game… of Murder."

MURDER logo

It cuts to the outside of Wikia Manor. A Black Car is arriving in the driveway. Out of the car steps out a man in a suit, smiling as the maid opens his door for him.

[Maid]: Welcome, Mr. Cartoon


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Name: Toon
Occupation: Director, Producer
Hometown: Chaturnville

[Toon]: Hi, I’m Cartoon, but my nickname is Toon. I’m from Chaturnville, Wikia. My job is an executive producer and Director for different television series. However, this is the first series I’m not producing or directing but is in. So, it feels really weird when someone is pointing a camera in my face, like right now.


The second and third cars arrive at the manor. Another man in a T-shirt that says “ YEAAAAH “ and a man with a Batman symbol shirt arrive in the manor. They are greeted by the two maids, who open the doors of the cars.

[Maid #1]: Welcome, Mr. Nick Fusion.

[Maid #2]: Welcome, Mr. Bloxx


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Name: NickFusi0n
Occupation: Nuclear Scientist, former inmate
Hometown: Everything City, Wikia

[Nick]: Well, I’m Nick and I’m the biggest badash dude you can find. I’m from Everything City, Wikia. My job is a nuclear scientist who works with the United States when it comes to anything and everything nuclear. I have gone to jail 3 times for shooting fireworks while playing the air raid sirens, but I enjoyed every second of it.

[Cameraman, shouting]: What’s with the shirt?

[Nick]: Huh? Oh the shirt. Well I like CSI Miami. Because Miami….

[Nick grabs sunglasses from his pocket and puts them on]

[Nick]: Is a piece of crap. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH.


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Name: Bloxx
Occupation: CEO of BloxxEpic Inc.
Hometown: Ultimate Pokeville

[Bloxx]: Hello, I’m Bloxx. As you can see, Batman is one of my most favorite things ever. I live in the great city of Ultimate Pokeville, Wikia. I’m a powerful CEO of BloxxEpic Inc; the greatest rival Lego Inc; which is owned by Lego has ever known. I intend to use this money to get Lego bankrupt.


Another two cars arrive. The maids help out two more men. One is a man in all black clothes and the other is of a man with a Bill Nye shirt.

[Maid #1]: Welcome, Mr. Dark

[Maid #2]: Welcome, Mr. Science


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Name: Darktriggerhappy
Occupation: Construction Worker (formerly); Unemployed
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Dark]: I’m Dark. I like being in the shadows. Chaturnville, Wikia is where I live. So, are we done?

[Cameraman]: No, you have to tell us your occupation.

[Dark]: Oh. Well… I did construction. I’m looking for a job. Now can I go? I want my food.


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Name: Sci
Occupation: Director, Screenwritter
Hometown: Chaturnville

[Sci]: I’m Sci, and I am all about the action. I use explosives in about every movie I’ve ever made. That’s right; Chaturnville got itself a Director and Screenwriter. Isn’t Cartoon also joining us? I’ve worked with him before. Oh, you want my likes and dislikes. Okay well, I hate horror movies but I enjoy works like Harry Potter. Um, is that good enough? K I need a drink.


[A Black Car is arriving in the driveway. Out of the car steps out a man in a suit, smiling as the maid opens his door for him.]

[Maid]: Welcome, Mr. Paper


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Name: Paperluigi ttyd
Occupation: Owner of Paper Factory
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia/Mount Justice, Wikia

[Paper]: Good Morning, or should I say good night, since you’ll be watching this show around 8-9PM. Anyways, I am the respectable Paperluigi, but I go by Paper. Ironically, I own a Paper factory, the best Paper factory there is. And Ironically my brother, Plasticmario, also known as Plastic owns a plastic factory. Anyways, I usually live in Chaturnville, Wikia except Winter. During the Winter, I go up to Mount Justice, Wikia. Mount Justice has better heat then A/C, compared to Chaturnville which is the opposite. I wanted to go to Wikiawood, and be a big budget director of films and a successful rip-off television series, but alas that was never to be.


[Two mar cars arrive at the manor. Another man in a T-shirt that has a fish on it and a man with a shirt that says “Party like a boss “ arrive in the manor. They are greeted by the two maids, who open the doors of the cars. ]

[Maid #1]: Welcome, Mr. Diamond

[Maid #2]: Welcome, Mr. Sklei


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Name: Diamondface
Occupation: Marine Biologist
Hometown: Everything City, Wikia

[DF]: Well, I’m Diamondface, but I go by DF. I’m from Everything City, Wikia. And, my family is rich.

[Cameraman, shouting]: What’s with the shirt?

[DF]: Huh? Oh the shirt. I’m just a big animal lover, especially aquatic animals like eels, sharks, and turtles. Oh my god, turtles.

[Cameraman, disturbed]: Okay well… lets get that next guy.


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Name: Skleian
Occupation: Actor, Party Planner
Hometown: Partytown, Wikia

[Sklei]: Hello, I’m Sklei. I’m from Partytown, Wikia. That’s where NOT having a great time is a crime. From time to time I act in major films from Wikiawood, like the television series K-

[Cameraman]: Next question please.

[Sklei]: Well Acting is not my only job. In fact, Acting is a secondary job. My main job is being a party planner. Do you have any weddings or birthdays coming up? Knights Partying Forever Inc. can give it all!


[Another two cars arrive. The maids help out two more men. One is a man in a shirt with a sun on it and another is wearing a shirt that says “ No, I am your father “ with a picture of Darth Vader. ]

[Maid #1]: Welcome, Mr. Ermac

[Maid #2]: Welcome, Mr. Sol


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Name: Ermac270
Occupation: Author
Hometown: Wookie City, Wikia

[Ermac]: As you can tell by the shirt, I think George Lucas is the greatest thing to ever exist. The name’s Ermac. Wookie City, Wikia is where Lucas-Con takes place. That’s where all the Star war fans in Wikia go. I’m also a great author of this … well pretty famous book series. But you’ll just have to look me up on the Imperial database. It’s called Google.


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Name: SocietyofLightMasquerade
Occupation: Former Cop
Hometown: Everything City, Wikia

[Sol]: I’m Sol, and I spend most of my days outside in the sun. I was a former cop in Everything City but, I don’t want the rest of the guests to know that. If they found out I had a couple of detective skills, they would do and try everything to get me out of the game. But don’t say anything.


[Another two cars arrive. The maids help out two more men. One is a man in a shirt with a computer on it and another is wearing a shirt that says “ Like a boss” .]

[Maid #1]: Welcome, Mr. Reo

[Maid #2]: Welcome, Mr. Jon


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Name: Reo 54
Occupation: Computer Programmer
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Reo]: I’m Reo, the most hip computer programmer in Wikia. Enough said.

[Cameraman]: We need where you are from…

[Reo]: Chaturnville. Duh. Isn’t everyone from Chaturnville?

[Cameraman]: Next guest please.


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Name: Jonathan
Occupation: Professor at the University of Wikia
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Jon]: My name is Jon. Jon is my name. I live in Chaturnville cause that’s my game.

[Cameraman]: Why are you rhyming?

[Jon]: Why are you talking? You’re the cameraman, not an actor or a guest. You shouldn’t even be talking. Are you from Chaturnville? Or you from WIKIA? ARE YOU? ARE YOU?

[Cameraman]: No. I’m from the Kingdom of Youtube :/

[Jon]: Bad Cameraman. I should know, I’m the Professor at the University of Wikia. Heck, just call me Plum. Professor Plum.

[Jon thinks about it for a moment. ]

[Jon]: Actually no just call me Jon.


[It cuts to the outside of Wikia Manor. A man in rags is walking with his cat to the man. He walks pass Jon and Reo entering the Manor, and enters the manor. ]

[Maid]: Welcome, Mr. Regular.


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Name: Regular Guy
Occupation: Unemployed
Hometown: A Box Outside Wikia Manor

[RG]: Hi, I’m a regular guy. RG is my name. I live in a box outside the manor. I own 3 cats, and I’m unemployed. That’s it.


[The 13 guest walk around the main hall of the manor. On the nearby table are thirteen glasses of champagne. ]

[Sci]: Oh look, there’s champagne!

[Toon]: Oh wow.

[RG]: Um… is Champagne a liquid drug or something?

[Jon]: It’s Alcohol.

[RG]: Oh okay.

[Toon]: Oh wow.

[The guests begin to drink their delicious drinks as they discuss who they are.]

[Paper]: I’m Paper. How are you?

[Reo]: Reo, and I’m great thanks. So, do you own a Paper factory or something?

[Paper]: As a matter of fact, I do.

[Reo looks around, and makes a quick laugh.]


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Name: Reo 54
Occupation: Computer Programmer
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Reo]: A guy named Paper who owns a Paper factory? Are you serious?


[Ermac]: I’m Ermac.

[Sklei]: The name’s Sklei.

[Ermac]: Do you spell that S K I?

[Sklei]: No, it’s S K L E I.

[It cuts to another group of guests, chatting.]

[Sci]: So, Toon. How many years has it been since our last project?

[Toon]: It’s been about 3 years. Things going good?

[Sci]: Yeah. They really are.

[RG then walks up to Sci and Toon.]

[RG]: Um… I feel stupid…

[Jon walks up with Sol, Nick, DF, Nick, and Bloxx. ]

[Jon]: It’s the champagne. His name is RG by the way. I’m Jon.

[DF]: Diamond, but call me DF.

[Nick]: Nick’s my badash name.

[Sci]: Wait a second, aren’t you the CEO of that Lego rip-off?

[Nick, annoyed]: No…

[Bloxx, annoyed]: That would be me. And my company is not a Lego rip-off.

[Sci]: Sorry.

[Nick]: I’m not gonna hang around here.

[Bloxx]: Same.

[Nick and Bloxx walk away from Sci. RG then vomits up the champagne.]

[RG]: Ugh dude…

[Sol looks up and sees a strange man walking down the staircase. It’s the butler. ]

[Sol]: Uh, guys you might want to look up.

[Everyone looks up and sees the butler look at the giant vomit on the floor. The two maids also arrive, and look in disgust.]

[Butler]: It appears alcohol may not be your thing guests.

[RG]: Sorry.

[Butler]: We’ll just serve you Ice Cold Water from now on. Ladies and Gentlemen, or should I just say… Gentlemen. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Charles, the Wikia Manor butler. These are the Maids, who work with me in taking care of this dark place.

[Everyone looks around, noticing his creepy voice. ]

[Charles]: You will be taken by us to your estate rooms, with king size beds, wonderful views, and bathrooms with all your needs. In a while, we shall let you know when the game begins. And as for you, RG. You will receive fresh clothes bought from a nearby store.

[RG]: Thanks, man.

[Charles]: Until we meet again.

[The Maids take RG and Sklei upstairs with their suitcases. Charles meanwhile goes to get supplies to clean up the sick mess. It cuts to Sci arriving at the door of a room. On the door, there’s a sign that says ROMAN ROOM. He walks in, opening the door. As he enters the room, he is shocked.]

[Sci]: Oh my gosh, this is huge.

[Sci unpacks some of his clothes and puts it in a dresser before looking around. As he looks around, he sees paintings of gladiators, emperors, and Rome.]


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Name: Sci
Occupation: Director, Screenwritter
Hometown: Chaturnville

[Sci]: I’m in this room, and I realize. This whole room is themed on the Roman Empire. I mean literally. There’s Gladiators killing lions…

[It cuts to a picture of a Gladiator killing a lion]

[Sci]: It has emperors, the arenas, the armies… what the heck is with this mansion?


[It cuts to Reo walking up to a statue in his room. It’s a statue of Aphrodite. He smiles and starts putting his arm towards her bare chest on the statue.]


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Name: Reo 54
Occupation: Computer Programmer
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Reo]: So, I get the Aphrodite Room, and I unpack. Once I unpack, I realize all the statues…

[It shows multiple statues of Aphrodite, all showing her breasts. ]

[Reo]: Are bare naked. This is the porno room, not the Aphrodite room.


[It shows Paper in his room, washing his face. ]


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Name: Paperluigi ttyd
Occupation: Owner of Paper Factory
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia/Mount Justice, Wikia

[Paper]: I got the Athena room, which is ironic, because I’m gonna know more than the rest of these beaches. I know we’re gonna play some game, I know it’s something to do with mysteries. We’ll just wait and see.


[It shows everyone looking around the Manor, especially their rooms when… CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone, startled wonders were that loud noise came from. Paper, Reo, DF, Toon, Jon, and Sol exit their rooms first and look around.]

[Paper]: What the hell?

[Reo]: Was that you?

[Paper]: No! Was it yours?

[Toon]: Course not.

[Jon]: I think it came from the third floor!

[They start running through the hallway, as the rest of the guests start hurrying upstairs. They see everyone heading to the third floor and follow. As they run, they reach the third floor. ]

[Paper]: Let’s look around!

[Everyone starts looking around in the different rooms until Toon screams. Everyone runs over to his spot. ]

[Toon]: Oh my god… Sci… WHAT HAPPENED?

[Everyone sees Sci, with a rope on his throat, strangled as he lays on the floor, with a broken chandelier on him, and glass stabbing him, and on the floor everywhere. Suddenly, Charles arrives and pushes through the crowd to see Sci. ]

[Charles]: Oh dear. It has begun.

[Commerical]

[It cuts to the Athens Lounge Room, inside Wikia Manor. ]

[Charles]: Gentlemen, you have all witnessed what is the beginning of a game. A game of Life and Death.

[Toon]: Are you serious?

[Charles]: I’m afraid so.

[DF]: Oh my god..

[Bloxx]: What the heck.

[Charles takes out a letter, and opens it up, revealing a note. ]

[Charles]: I have a message for you all. “ Gentlemen, I have invited you all to play my game. The name of it… is MURDER. I had to kill off Sci, because foolishly not only annoyed two of my guests, but he took the Roman Room. However he did not realize, that I hated the Roman Empire. Not to mention, I needed an example. I shall let you spend the next week, or however long it may take inside Wikia Manor to discover whodunit. If you succeed, you will the million dollars. However if you fail, then you will the next victim. Yours Cruelly, the killer.

[Bloxx]: Holy crap...

[Sklei]: This is very bad.

[Charles]: Now. We have removed the body from the tower, but it will up to you to discover who did it. The 12 of you will separate to go to three different locations. The Crime Scene…. Where Sci decided to hang around, only to meet his untimely demise. The Last Known Whereabouts… which would be the Roman Room, untouched since he left. And finally, the morgue where you can closely inspect the body as much as you would like. I shall go take a tinkle, and then I will come back to find out what you have agreed on.

[Charles walks away as everyone starts chatting. ]

[Toon]: Oh my gosh… this is real, right?

[Paper]: Trust me, if this was a dream I’d know… my dreams usually have zebras in them.

[Toon]: Okay...

[Paper walks away, when he motions Nick, Jon, and Sklei. ]


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Name: Paperluigi ttyd
Occupation: Owner of Paper Factory
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia/Mount Justice, Wikia

[Paper]: I figure with every game, you need an alliance. So, I decided to get Nick, Jon, and Sklei in. They seem the most dependable people in the manor besides Sci, but he’s sorta dead.


[Sklei]: Sup.

[Nick]: What do you want Pencil?

[Paper]: Its Paper.

[Nick]: Whatever Plastic.

[Paper]: Its Paper.

[Nick]: Alright Pencil, I get it. Your name is Plastic.

[Paper]: It’s PAP- Oh forget it.

[Nick]: Whatever you say, Mario.

[Paper]: MOTHER OF GOD ITS PAPERLUIGI.


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Name: NickFusi0n
Occupation: Nuclear Scientist, former inmate
Hometown: Everything City, Wikia

[Nick]: I love trolling with him.


[Paper]: Anyways, I want to form an alliance with you guys. I think if we work with each other, then we can all survive.

[Sklei]: Good idea.

[Jon]: Agreed.

[Nick]: Nice work.

[Jon]: So, I’ll take the morgue.

[Sklei]: I can take the Last Known Whereabouts.

[Nick]: Agreed. I’ll come with Sklei.

[Paper]: That leaves me with the Crime Scene.

[Charles comes back, with the two maids. Everyone notices him as he begins to speak. ]

[Charles]: I trust by now you know where you will go. Now. Who would like to go to Morgue?

[Nick, Sklei, RG, and Reo raise their hands. ]

[Charles]: Well then follow Melina, the maid.

[The four hurry towards Melina as she leads them away. Charles then talks. ]

[Charles]: Which of you would like to go to the Roman Room?

[Jon, DF, Sol, and Dark all raise their hands. ]

[Charles]: Then follow Erica, the other maid.

[They follow Erica up the main stairwell towards the Roman Room. ]

[Charles]: That means, Toon, Paper, Bloxx, and Ermac. Follow me to the crime scene.

[Charles leads them upstairs as it cuts to the tower. Charles points to the door, and lets the three enter the crime scene. ]

The Crime Scene

The Crime Scene

[Bloxx]: Well this isn’t creepy.

[Ermac]: I know right. It’s REALLY creepy.

[Paper]: Lets just get this done.

[Paper walks over to the chalked outline of Sci’s body, as seen before. He looks at the rope inside that outline. ]

[Toon]: Well there’s the rope…

[Toon points to the rope, before they continue to look around. He spots the chandelier nearby, and notices that. ]

[Toon]: Okay so we saw Sci with the rope on his neck… and the Chandelier on him. So, could he have hanged himself on the chandelier?

[Ermac]: But what about the glass?

[Bloxx]: And the Chandelier on the floor?

[Ermac]: I’m guessing based on when we all heard the CRASH, the killer wouldn’t have any time to go down the stairs, get into his room, and then come out acting normal. So how’d he get out?

[It cuts to Paper looking around the window. ]


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Name: Paperluigi ttyd
Occupation: Owner of Paper Factory
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia/Mount Justice, Wikia

[Paper]: So I’m looking near the window, and it occurs to me. The outside rooms all have balconies. Sci’s room is right above this tower. So I decide to look out the window…

[It shows Paper looking out the window, and seeing a ladder leading from the edge of the window to Sci’s balcony. Another ladder is coming from Sci’s balcony to the ground. Paper then lifts his head away.]

[Paper]: I see this ladder, and I know that’s going to be a very important piece of the puzzle. It’s better to just it to myself.


[Toon]: Do you see anything, Paper?

[Paper]: No. I just… I still don’t get it.

[Toon]: Alright. I think we’ve gotten all we can…

[Bloxx]: Alright, let’s head back.


[Erica, the maid directs the four to the door, and silently nods. The sign on the door says ROMAN ROOM.]

[Jon]: Alright, let’s get this started…

[Jon opens the door, and enters the room with DF, Sol, and Dark. ]

The Last Known Whereabouts

Sci's Last Known Whereabouts

[Everyone walks in, and Jon looks at the glass doors to the balcony. ]


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Name: Jonathan
Occupation: Professor at the University of Wikia
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Jon]: I look forward, and I see a random ladder going upwards from the balcony. Unfortunately, it was the first thing everyone else noticed. ]


[Dark]: Oh my god, is that a ladder?

[Sol]: What the heck?

[Dark opens the glass doors, and looks upwards to see the ladder. ]

[DF]: Does that lead to the room Sci died in?

[Jon]: I don’t think so, I think the room Sci died in is one or two rooms across.


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Name: Jonathan
Occupation: Professor at the University of Wikia
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Jon]: I’m trying to have them learn us, and have our team learn more. But it’s not easy.


[Dark then looks down and sees the other ladder going to the ground, which Jon notes as well. ]

[DF]: Guys, there’s this note on the table, next to the door…

[The camera cuts to DF lifting up the note. ]

[DF]: “ COME TO THE TOWER ABOVE, I HAVE INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU ON THE GAME.”

[Sol]: So that is the room Sci died in.

[Dark]: Meaning that after he died, the killer went down the ladder, and entered this room and made it look like he heard the crash and joined us normally. Which means, one of us could be the killer.

[Jon]: Or the people in the Morgue. Or the people above us.

[Sol]: I Just don’t get how he could have killed Sci…

[Everyone is looking around the room, when Sol notices some clothes on the drawer top. Sol opens a drawer to see all the clothes removed, except for a black pair of gloves. Keeping this to himself, Sol pretends its nothing. ]


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Name: SocietyofLightMasquerade
Occupation: Former Cop
Hometown: Everything City, Wikia

[Sol]: A pair of gloves. That’s got to be important. I just hope I can find out anything in the Crime Scene or the Morgue.


[Dark]: I think that’s it…

[Jon]: Agreed, lets head back.


[Melina, the maid directs the four to the hallway, and silently nods. Everyone quietly walks down the hall, and turns the corner, entering THE MORGUE. ]

The Morgue

The Morgue

[Everyone walks in, and RG sees Sci’s body, covered in a white medical blanket. Dead. RG shouts.]

[RG]: Oh my god… Oh MY GOD…

[Reo]: What?

[RG]: Um, I’m afraid of blood… in fact I’m disgusted by it. It makes me want to vomit…

[Nick]: Well you are going to TOUGHIN UP AND HELP US FIND OUT HOW HE DIED. And so help me if you vomit, I will kick your ash.

[RG gulps and they walk over towards the body. Slowly but surely, they begin moving it around, looking for anything.]

[Sklei]: I see lots of glass… lots and lots of glass pieces.

[RG]: I see blood… so much blood…

[Nick]: Snap out of it.

[The four look around, moving the head, arms, legs, feet, hands, and even the body itself around to find any other clues. Reo spots something. ]

[Reo]: What’s that Black thing?

[Nick]: What?

[Reo]: It’s a small black thing on his neck.

[Nick grabs some tweezers and grabs it, putting it towards his face. ]

[Nick]: It’s a piece of leather. Like the kind on gloves. Plus, there’s bruise marks all over the neck. While he might have been hanging, it also looks like he might have been strangled.


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Name: Reo 54
Occupation: Computer Programmer
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Reo]: Nick knows a lot about how he died… if it were me, I’d say he’s the killer.


[Nick]: Do you see anything else?

[Reo]: Not really…

[Nick]: Alright.


[It shows the guests outside near the pool with Charles and the two maids smiling.]


[Charles]: Gentlemen, the manor has provided peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for your lunch with Orange and Apple Juice, Tea, and Ice Cold Water. Be sure to Hang around by the pool area. During this time, you will be able to SHARE information. Please, do so. It could be the difference between life… and death.


[Charles and the maids walk away as everyone takes their plates, grabs a few sandwiches, and their drinks. Paper, Jon, Nick, and Sklei head over to a shaded area while the rest mainly hang around each other. ]

[Toon]: So, if you’re honest with me, I’ll be honest with you.

[Sol]: Yeah, totally.

[RG]: Uh, what he said.

[Bloxx]: Okay.

[Toon]: Okay so Ermac, Bloxx, and I went to the crime scene. There was a rope tied up like he had been hanged, and the chandelier appeared damaged.

[Bloxx]: Exactly?

[Dark]: Was there a ladder?

[Toon]: What, no. Why?

[Dark]: Because...

[DF]: The ladder went to the window of the tower that Sci died in. There was another ladder that went to the ground.

[Sol]: There was also a message in his room. “ COME TO THE TOWER ABOVE, I HAVE INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU ON THE GAME.”

[Toon]: How’d he get in? The killer? How’d he leave that there?

[Sol and DF]: We don’t know.

[It cuts to Paper’s group. ]

[Paper]: Okay I’m going to be fast. Rope tied up like he had been hanged, chandelier appeared damaged. There was this… this ladder going downwards to Sci’s Balcony. There was another ladder going from the balcony to the ground.

[Jon]: Yeah, I saw that. But Dark, Sol, and um DF saw that to.

[Paper]: Really? Goddammit.


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Name: Paperluigi ttyd
Occupation: Owner of Paper Factory
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia/Mount Justice, Wikia

[Paper]: Anything that I might have kept secret is going to be known to the rest of the group, and that’s not going to look good for me.


[Jon]: There was also a note in Sci’s room. “ COME TO THE TOWER ABOVE, I HAVE INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU ON THE GAME.” But we didn’t find anything to suggest how the Killer came in.

[Nick]: Sci had glass all over him, so I think the Chandelier did break and land on him.

[Paper]: I don’t get the rope though.

[Sklei]: But wait. We found leather on Sci’s neck. Like the kind used for gloves.

[Jon]: Did you find gloves?

[Paper]: No…


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Name: Paperluigi ttyd
Occupation: Owner of Paper Factory
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia/Mount Justice, Wikia

[Paper]: I think Jon knows something, and he’s not telling. If he’s gonna do that, so will I from now on.


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Name: Jonathan
Occupation: Professor at the University of Wikia
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia

[Jon]: Paper saw the gloves, he’s just saying that he didn’t. He could be killer.


[It cuts back to the other group. ]

[Reo]: We found glass and a piece of glove-like leather on Sci in the morgue.

[Sol]: Leather? There wasn’t leather at all in Sci’s room.

[Toon]: Or in the crime scene.


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Name: SocietyofLightMasquerade
Occupation: Former Cop
Hometown: Everything City, Wikia

[Sol]: I decided to keep the gloves a secret, because I want to live, I don’t want to die. Besides, it’ll only help me.


[Toon]: Whatever we just need to figure out something now.

[Sol]: Well hurry up… I think Luigi’s already formed a group.

[Sol points at Paper talking with the rest of his group as Toon looks forward, angry. ]

[Commercial]

[It cuts to outside the manor, near the pool. Charles has a large piece of paper in his hands with the maids holding two plates full of little papers. ]

[Charles]: I have another message from the Killer. You will solve his message, and when the first person to solve it does so, an airhorn will sound, thus ending it."For my first riddle, listen well.I don’t want to put you under my spell. The Bird of Death lies 15 steps away.From the realm of the dead, my innocent prey. Feed the creature and open the spear, to figure out what’s... most dear."

[The guests run to the maids, and grab the tiny pieces of paper, and run into the house. A few stop and reread the papers as a few, including Sklei, Paper, Nick, and DF run upstairs. ]


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Name: Skleian
Occupation: Actor, Party Planner
Hometown: Partytown, Wikia

[Sklei]: I know this one. Realm of the Dead? This whole house, with the exception of Sci's room is based on Greek Mythology. My room is the Hades room. The realm of the dead is the Underworld.


[Sklei, Paper, Nick, and DF run to Sklei’s room, as he opens the door and bursts in. Looking around, Sklei sees the picture of the Underworld. He hurries right towards it, and then rereads the statement again. Paper, Nick, and DF follow Sklei as they do the same things. It cuts to Sol and Toon reading it. ]

[Toon]: The Bird of death lies 15 steps from the realm of the dead…

[Sol]: Feed the creature and open the spear to figure out what’s most dear. Realm of the dead…

[Toon]: of the dead… feed the creature…

[Sol]: Realm of the dea- Toon! Realm of the Dead. The Underworld.

[Toon, shocked]: Sklei’s room.

[The two run upstairs, as everyone starts following. It cuts to Sklei looking around his room, and seeing a giant crow. Sklei starts counting as he walks to the crow. When he reaches, he finishes with “ 15 “. Sklei then rereads his slip. Paper follows and hurries to the crow, having figured it out. He puts the paper towards the crows mouth, and it sucks it up under the beak. The beak then opens to reveal another set of papers. Paper grabs one and runs out of the room, as Sklei, Nick, and DF follow. Toon bursts in, and sees them at the crow. ]

[Toon]: Dang it.

[Paper runs down the stairs as he reads the next slip. ]

[Paper]: When life goes down more than one floor, taking a drink you have to pour. It looks as if it was blood, A message revealed cause by the flood. It appears like a ghost on the table, do this and your life will be stable. What? A bloody drink? A Ghost on the table?

[By now, Toon and Sol are grabbing the new papers and running down the steps. ]

[Toon]: Taking a drink you have to po- oh shucks.

[Toon runs towards a smaller set of stairs as Sol, RG, and Nick follow. Paper sees this, and starts following them.]


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Name: Paperluigi ttyd
Occupation: Owner of Paper Factory
Hometown: Chaturnville, Wikia/Mount Justice, Wikia

[Paper]: Dang it, Toon figured the second piece out.


[It cuts to them going down the steps, and running around the halls. Toon enters a room but it’s the Morgue. Nick enters the bar, and shouts. ]

[Nick]: Yes!

[Nick runs over to the drinks, and starts searching them. Within seconds, Paper, DF, Sklei, Toon, Sol, RG, and Ermac have all arrived, searching for the drinks. RG looks around, when he knocks one of the drinks over. By doing this, it reveals a drink blood-colored. RG takes this, and takes a quick drink of it before pouring on the table behind him. It then shows a message as the smoke appears. ]

[RG]: Holy crap that’s awesome.

[Ermac]: What?

[The message on the table says: Follow the Red Brick Road. 7-1-7. RG, Ermac, and everyone in the room hurries and leaves as the rest of the guests arrive and see the clue. RG hurries upstairs, bursting into the Kitchen to see the maids cooking. He closes the door as Ermac runs outside. Sklei sees him, and follows him as Toon and Paper look on the main floor and DF and Sol run towards the upper floors. Ermac looks outside, noticing the pool and the island. He looks over, and notices a garden. ]

[Ermac]: That’s it.

[Ermac and Sklei hurry to the Garden, where there are three paths. One is yellow, one is blue, and one is red. Ermac runs on the red path, and as he runs, he reaches a dead end. At the dead end is a chest. Ermac hurries over and notices a lock combination is needed. He moves the numbers to 7-1-7. The lock unlocks, and an airhorn is signaled across the manor and its grounds. Ermac opens the chest up, and sees a crowbar. ]

[Ermac]: Holy moly… a crowbar.


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Name: Ermac270
Occupation: Author
Hometown: Wookie City, Wikia

[Ermac]: Based on what everyone else has told me, I think I know now how Sci died, and how the killer escaped, as well as how he entered the room.

[Commerical]

[A montage of everyone putting on their suits begins as they narrate. ]


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Name: Ermac270
Occupation: Author
Hometown: Wookie City, Wikia

[Ermac]: I think I understand everything except the leather, I just hope that’s enough.


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Name: Toon
Occupation: Director, Producer
Hometown: Chaturnville

[Toon]: I think Paper can tell a lie, and that’s a bit suspicious. I also think that there’s something missing I’m just not sure what.


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Name: SocietyofLightMasquerade
Occupation: Former Cop
Hometown: Everything City, Wikia

[Sol]: Based on all the clues, I have everything except what Ermac found. So, I just hope that my piece of evidence is bigger than his piece of evidence.


[Another Montage of the guests one by one being lead down the steps by the maids to the library begins. It ends with Bloxx thanking them, and entering the library. The camera cuts to the library. ]


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Name: Bloxx
Occupation: CEO of BloxxEpic Inc.
Hometown: Ultimate Pokeville

[Bloxx]: After the riddle, we go to Whodunnit? There, we explain to the killer by ourselves how we think the killer killed Sci, and who we think the Killer is.

Whodunnit?

The Library

[Bloxx]: So, Killer. Nice to… see your first victim.

[It quietly cuts to DF]

[DF]: So, you hated the Roman Empire and you decided to have Sci set the example..

[It quietly cuts to RG]

[RG]: You… took a gun and shot the Chandelier, CRASHING down on Sci..

[It quietly cuts to Toon]

[Toon]: You didn’t shoot anything with a gun, we would have heard. But here’s… how I really think youdunnit.

[It quietly cuts to Sol]

[Sol]: You broke in, maybe with a crowbar… or an extra pair of keys, and you left the note on the table.

[It quietly cuts to Ermac]

[Ermac]: You broke in the crowbar, left the note… and prepared to go upstairs. Sci saw the note, and came to the tower above…

[It quietly cuts to Paper]

[Paper]: Where you strangled Sci and then hung him on the Chandelier…

[It quietly cuts back to Toon]

[Toon]: Where then, with a ladder, you hurried down to Sci’s balcony…

[It quietly cuts back to Sol]

[Sol]: Put the gloves in the drawer…

[It quietly cuts back to Ermac]

[Ermac]: You went down the other ladder, into the garden, put the crowbar in the chest, and locked it, before going back up, maybe changing, and joining the rest of us…

[It quietly cuts back to Paper]

[Paper]: As the Chandelier came crashing down from the weight, and dropped Sci, sending glass into his body. [It cuts to Bloxx]

[Bloxx]: I hate to say it, but I think it was Paper, with the rope in the Tower…

[It quietly cuts to DF]

[DF]: Paper, with the rope in the Tower…

[It quietly cuts to Jon]

[RG]: Paper, with the rope in the Tower…

[It quietly cuts to Toon]

[Toon]: Honestly…. I’m not sure. But if I had to guess, it’d be Paper with the rope in the Tower.

[It quietly cuts to Sol]

[Sol]: Jon, with the rope in the Tower…

[It quietly cuts to Ermac]

[Ermac]: Paper, with the rope in the Tower… I’m sorry but you are just too suspicious.

[It quietly cuts to Paper]

[Paper]: Jon, I know it was you, with the rope in the Tower.

[The camera cuts to outside Wikia Manor, zooming away. It cuts to everyone entering the dining room, finding warm steak, potatoes, and salad with champagne to drink, except RG who has ice cold water instead. ]

[Bloxx]: Wow..

[Reo]: At this rate I’ll gain 100 pounds…


[Everyone sits down and starts eating. ]

[Sklei]: Alright so now that Whodunnit? Is over…. Lets just get everything out.

[Paper]: There were two ladders outside, one going to Sci’s balcony, the other outside.

[Ermac]: I found a crowbar in a chest on the red path in the garden, when we did the riddle.

[Nick]: That’s how he got in! Alright.

[Sol]: There were gloves in Sci’s drawer.

[Sklei]: Leather?

[Sol]: Yes.

[Sklei]: I knew it. It was gloves.

[Toon]: I just wish… oh my gosh… Sci could be here with us.

[Eeriely, Charles walks towards the guests with a note. ]

[Paper]: Why is he holding a note?

[Charles nods and begins to speak. ]

[Charles]: Gentlemen. The Killer has a message. One of you have cleverly figured out all the pieces. Congrats…. SOL! You will live tonight.

[Sol]: Thank god..

[Charles]: Now, the rest of you shall listen and find how Sci hanging around the wrong crowd… was his doom.

[Flashback music plays as Charles voiceovers. ]

[Charles, voiceover]: I had to kill off Sci, because foolishly not only annoyed two of my guests, but he took the Roman Room. However he did not realize, that I hated the Roman Empire.

[The flashback shows a man in black clothing walking down the hall with a crowbar. He opens the door with it, and leaves a note. ]

[Charles, voiceover]: I opened the door quickly and yet silently with the crowbar… leaving a note for Sci that read, and I quote: COME TO THE TOWER ABOVE, I HAVE INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU ON THE GAME.

[It cuts to Sci, in the flashback reading the note and entering the tower above him. The killer is behind the door. ]

[Charles, voiceover]: I hid behind the door with a tight rope. When he entered the room, I STRUCK FROM BEHIND.

[The Flashback shows the Killer putting the rope on Sci’s neck, strangling him. ]

[Charles, voiceover]: Using black gloves, I strangled Sci and put the rope on his neck, choking him till he reached the beyond.

[It shows the Killer tying the rope to the Chandelier, taking a ladder and throwing it to the balcony before taking another and climbing down it. ]

[Charles, voiceover]: I tied him to the Chandelier, took two ladders, and put them down.

[It shows the Killer putting the crowbar into the chest and locking it and then cutting to Sci’s room, with the Killer putting the gloves inside the drawer. The Flashback ends and it cuts to Charles, still reading it.

[Charles]: I put the crowbar into a chest in the garden, and the gloves I used in the drawer. The Chandelier collapsed from the weight, shattering and making the loud CRRASSSH. Hanging around, for just a bit more… Your Killer.

[Toon]: Wow… just wow…

[Charles starts passing out envelopes around the table. ]


[Charles]: As for the rest of you, you will either get ALIVE letters or IN DANGER. There will be at least TWO IN DANGERS, but there can always be more….


[Everyone gets the letters and Charles starts. ]

[Charles]: Toon.

[Toon opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: Sklei.

[Sklei opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: Paper.

[Paper opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: Bloxx

[Bloxx]: Oh my gosh…

[Bloxx opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: DF

[DF opens up his letter, and he sighs. He pulls out an IN DANGER card. ]

[Toon]: I’m sorry, man.

[Charles]: Dark

[Dark opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: Sol

[Sol]: Oh my gosh…

[Sol opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: Ermac.

[Ermac opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: Jon

[Jon opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: Reo

[Reo opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: Nick

[Nick opens up his letter, and pulls out an ALIVE card. ]

[Charles]: RG

[RG slowly opens his card and sighs. He pulls out an IN DANGER card. ]

[Dark]: Sorry RG.

[Charles then quietly walks away as it cuts to commercial. ]

[Commercial]

[It shows RG in his room, in pajamas looking around. ]


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Name: Regular Guy
Occupation: Unemployed
Hometown: A Box Outside Wikia Manor

[RG]: Well…. I knew a guy like me wasn’t gonna last here long. It’d be nice though.


[It shows DF in his room, making sure the doors are locked when he looks around. ]


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Name: Diamondface
Occupation: Marine Biologist
Hometown: Everything City, Wikia

[DF]: I know this sounds bad, but I kinda hope RG dies before I do…


[It’s the next day. DF is outside, walking towards the pool’s island. He opens the main door, and suddenly something falls on him. He shouts as everyone looks at their windows, and runs downstairs. Toon, Paper, and Sklei all arrive at the same time to see DF, standing next to a body. ]

[Toon]: Oh my god…

[Paper]: Holy Sheet…

[Its RG, soaked. He’s dead. ]

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 2 OF MURDER…… EELECTRIC SWIM!


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