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Crashhopper got run over by MucilatorJumping home from the Trix Christmas eve.You can say there's no such thing as Khyber,But as for me and Upgrade, we believe.

He'd been appearing too much on the TV,And we'd begged him not to go.But Ben forgot his way home,And he staggered out the portal into the world.

When they found him Christmas morning,At the scene of the attack.He had spit on his forehead,And incriminating goo splotches on his back.

Crashhopper got run over by MucilatorJumping home from the Trix Christmas eve.You can say there's no such thing as Khyber,But as for me and Heatblast, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Feedback,He's been off the screen so long.See him in there watching dubstep,Autotuning, and playing Words with Friends with Erika Fong . It's not Omniverse with a Crashopper.All the alien's celebratin'.And we just can't help but wonder:Should we let him out in the world or bring him back? (bring him back!)

Crashhopper got run over by MucilatorJumping home from the Trix Christmas eve.You can say there's no such thing as Khyber,But as for me and Lodestar, we believe.

Now his bones are on the tableAnd the pudding made of blood.And the green and black meat,Now we're having a new holiday celebration: Crashabud.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours."Better watch out for evil frogs!"They should never give a Nemetrix,To a man who chases kids and plays with dogs.

Crashhopper got run over by MucilatorJumping home from the Trix Christmas eve.You can say there's no such thing as Khyber,But as for me and the rest of the aliens, we believe.

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