Welcome to OdyssTEE, a world that Sol controls. Take off your pants and panties, because you don't want them to be blown off by how badly this will fail.
Anyways, if you haven't signed up yet, Thread:13944 is the place to do it. Because we have so few adventurers, any late recruits will be welcomed with open arms.
The characters Scandinavia Legbeard, Aron Elmao, Isabel, and George Clearself stand in a tavern. A bard is singing a song about the far-away kingdom of Emerolys. Two shady-looking men sit in the corner, playing the knife game. A prostitute stands toward the back of the bar, relaxing on a wooden post. The bar owner, Agnis, is washing off the tables, as her son is playing flute. Several other less notable characters are scattered about, including a pirate, another group of swordsmen, a priestess, and a cat.
Aron: cast up 4chant and start shitcasting
You remember you probably shouldnt do that cause you're a serious adventurer or something. However that prostitute is a landwhale arr lmao
You envision her in your crystal and deliver it on 4chant. Minutes later an ethereal raven flies through the bar's door, containing 3 letters. You open them up and read them.
if im touching that she should pay me money wolololo
good memes
quality cast
ah people like me
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
HUGEIFY YOUR MALE APPARATUS
fucking shitcasters what the fuck
Aron: Ask someone about a call to adventure or some shit
Unfortunately you're too awkward to do that so you just ask one of your friends to do that instead
One of the shady looking men looks over at you and flips you off. He turns to his friend and his cloaked friend turns to you, knife in hand, and screams insults.
[HOODED MAN]: Get a life, ya bloody fuckin' cunt!
Aron: Cry in the corner.
Usually thats what'll you. Not cause you were offended of course, thats for Social Justice Warriors.
But you're an adventurer now. You don't have time for crying.
You bonk him on the head with your spear.
You get the jump on him.
Aron attacks the shady man with his spear, dealing 5 damage. Shadyman's health goes down from 100 to 95.
Shady rams into Aron with his knife (Shady's stamina 100 ==> 95). Shady stabs Aron in the spleen, dealing 3 damage. Aron's health goes from 100 to 97.
Shadyman's friend, Stickman, joins the fight, and brings out a pool cue. Where he got this from you have no idea, as pool tables haven't been invented yet, but he has one anyways.
It occurs to you that this is a staff. Stickman unleashes a fireball at Aron, but misses, setting a table on fire. Stickman's mana- 100 -> 90.
